Hard to say no

Stolen from him. I said yes a whole lot more than he did. I am also a little older and obviously a little more promiscuous.

HAD SEX?: yes
HAD ORAL SEX?: yes
USED MORE THAN 3 POSITIONS DURING SEX?: yes
DEVOTED A WHOLE DAY TO SEX?: yes
HAD NOISE COMPLAINTS FROM NEIGHBORS DURING A SEX SESSION?: no
RECEIVED OPEN PRAISE FOR SEXUAL TECHNIQUE?: yes
FALLEN OR LOST BALANCE DURING SEX?: yes
BROUGHT YOUR PARTNER TO CLIMAX USING ONLY HANDS?: yes
BROUGHT YOUR PARTNER TO CLIMAX USING ONLY MOUTH?: yes
HAD SEX WHILE TOTALLY DRESSED?: yes
HAD SEX STANDING UP?: yes
EROTICALLY LICKED FEET OR SUCKED TOES?: yes
HAD SEX DURING YOUR “MONTHLY VISIT”?: n/a
USED WHIPPED CREAM/SOFT CHOCOLATE EROTICALLY?: yes
USED ICE EROTICALLY?: yes
USED HOT MELTED WAX EROTICALLY?: no
SHAVED YOUR PUBIC HAIR?: no
USED A SEX TOY?: yes
USED A VIBRATOR?: yes
OBTAINED MONEY OR A FAVOR FOR SEX?: no
PAID OR GRANTED A FAVOR FOR SEX?: no
GIVEN SEX IN SYMPATHY?: no
HAD SEX WITH A VIRGIN?: yes
EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE?: yes
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE 10 YEARS OLDER/YOUNGER THAN YOU?: yes
HAD SEX WITH YOUR LANDLORD?: no
HAD SEX WITH A TEACHER?: yes, not mine though and I was not a student at the time
HAD SEX WITH A BOSS?: no
HAD SEX WITH A RELATIVE?: no, yuck
HAD SEX WITH TWO MEMBERS OF THE SAME FAMILY?: yes
HAD SEX WITH TWINS?: no
HAD SEX WITH A PET?: no, double yuck
HAD SEX WITH A FARM ANIMAL?: for the love of God no
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE THE SAME DAY THAT YOU MET THEM?: yes
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHOSE NAME YOU DIDN’T KNOW?: yes
HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU NEVER SPOKE TO/SPOKE DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?: yes
HAD MORE THAN 10 SEXUAL PARTNERS?: yes
HAD MORE THAN 100 SEXUAL PARTNERS?: hmmm
HAD TWO SEPARATE SEXUAL PARTNERS WITHIN 24 HOURS?: yes
HAD A MENAGE-A-TROIS?: yes
HAD GROUP SEX (MORE THAN 3)?: yes
PARTICIPATED IN A SWAP/SWINGING CLUB?: no
HAD TWO REGULAR PARTNERS AT THE SAME TIME?: yes
HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?: yes
IF SO, WHERE?: camping, back room, hmmm
HAD SEX OUTDOORS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?: yes
HAD SEX ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING?: yes
HAD SEX IN A STATIONARY CAR?: yes
HAD SEX IN A MOVING CAR?: yes
ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB?: not yet
HAD SEX OUTDOORS AT NIGHT?: yes
HAD TWO SEXUAL PARTNERS AT THE SAME TIME UNAWARE OF EACH OTHER?: yes
HAD SEX IN THE HOSTS BEDROOM WHILE A DAY GUEST (PARTY/SOCIAL VISIT)?: yes
HAD SEX IN THE HOSTS BEDROOM WHILE AN OVERNIGHT GUEST?: yes
HAD SEX IN PUBLIC ROOM WHILE AN OVERNIGHT GUEST (KITCHEN, ETC)?: yes
HAD SEX AT YOUR OFFICE OR OTHER WORK AREA?: no
MET PARTNER DURING WORK HOURS TO HAVE SEX?: no
HAD SEX IN PUBLIC RESTROOM?: yes
HAD SEX ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?: no
HAD SEX IN A DARK THEATRE?: yes
HAD SEX IN THE WATER?: yes
HAD SEX IN AN ELEVATOR?: no
HAD SEX IN A CEMETERY?: yes, I grew up next to one... LOL
HAD SEX IN A STORE DRESSING ROOM?: no
USED ALCOHOL TO LOWER RESISTANCE TO SEXUAL ADVANCES?: no, but it has lowered my resistance
ALLOWED YOURSELF TO BE FELT UP BY A STRANGER?: yes
LOOKED AT A NUDE MAGAZINE?: yes
LOOKED AT AN EXPLICIT MAGAZINE (ACTUAL SEX ACTS)?: yes
SEEN A LIVE STRIPPER?: yes
SEEN A LIVE SEX SHOW?: yes
WATCHED SOMEONE HAVING SEX WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE?: yes
SHOWERED WITH A PARTNER?: yes
FLASHED SOMEONE (BREASTS, GENITAL, MOONED)?: yes
STREAKED WITH A GROUP OF SIX OR MORE?: no
STRIPPED FOR SOMEONE?: yes
STRIPPED FOR A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE?: maybe
PARTICIPATED AT A NUDE BEACH OR NUDIST CAMP?: yes
BEEN THE ONLY NUDE PERSON IN A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE?: no
PLAYED STRIP POKER (OR A SIMILAR GAME INVOLVING NUDITY)?: yes
SHOWERED WHILE SOMEONE WATCHED?: yes
MASTURBATED?: yes
MASTURBATED WHILE SOMEONE WATCHED?: yes
MASTURBATED FOR A GROUP OF 3 OR MORE PEOPLE?: no
MASTURBATED COVERTLY IN PUBLIC?: no
HAD SEX WHILE YOU KNEW SOMEONE WAS WATCHING?: yes
BEEN WALKED IN ON WHILE HAVING SEX?: yes
WALKED IN ON SOMEONE HAVING SEX?: yes
HAD PHONE SEX?: yes
WATCHED A PORN VIDEO WITH A SEXUAL PARTNER?: yes
BEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR A NUDE PHOTO?: yes
BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED NUDE?: yes
BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED HAVING SEX?: yes
BEEN VIDEOTAPED HAVING SEX?: yes
WATCHED A REGULAR SEXUAL PARTNER HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE?: yes
ROLE PLAYED A SEXUAL SITUATION?: yes
TAKEN PART IN TRANSVESTISM?: no
USED A BLINDFOLD DURING SEX?: yes
USED HANDCUFFS DURING SEX?: yes
INFLICTED PAIN DURING SEX?: no
RECEIVED PAIN DURING SEX?: no

Comments

[mark]

Wow, a sea of YES! I can't relate since I'm so virginal. *cough*

[Houston]

What does it mean, taken part in transvestism? I haven't had sex with any barn animals either, but my dog humped my leg one time. Maybe I didn't get off on it, but he sure did. Does that count as sex with a pet? Otherwise, I scored about 95 percent. I'm not bragging, but 'fessin' up.

[Jess]

Well, the animal stuff is a definite no, but so much of the rest is a yes (actually, switch a couple of your "yes" answers to "no" and a few "no" answers to "yes" and your answers could be my answers).

I guess that once you reach a certain age, a lot of those questions just naturally bring a "yes" or "yeah, sure" (yawn). I'm not sure if that means I was too slutty over the years or I'm just getting old. :)

[Jorge]

maybe it has to do with age, but who knows? i can definetely see some of my "no" answers turning into "yes" sometime in the next few months...hehehe

[Jess]

Jorge, don't feel like there's any rush, and it's not a point of pride to say you've done all of those things. Time passes and things happen, but being able to tick off a list of things like this doesn't make you more of a man. Really! Just be as good of a person as you can and have safe fun. What gets done from that list isn't really important.

[Jorge]

oooohhh...i know that bud, don't worry. I am way too aware of that. By the way, great pictures dude!!!...you even got one of me :)

[Jess]

Thanks, Jorge. I'm glad you like them. Say hi at this weekend's game!

[riye]

in a game of "i never" you would be drunk off your ass in no time.

[brat]

I used to have a cat that licked my nipples when I slept... does that count? If so, I have a lot of "yes"s